I love Thought Catalog. And I love this post. Unfortunately, I’m not a model, or super skinny and beautiful, or even famous as the article suggests one should be (Steps 1, 2, and 3 respectively.) However, I think I could pull of step 4, which is Be Interesting. Like, how many people do you know that knit and desperately want a nose piercing? (Hint: it’s at least one now.) Anyway, I found this to be sufficiently hilarious.