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Good Luck, P.O.S.

Doomtree’s P.O.S. was forced to cancel his entire upcoming tour last week, after it became clear that he needed an immediate kidney transplant. The music community is definitely concerned, especially in MN. Sure, people are disappointed, but health really does come first. Maybe y’all can help. city pagesminneapolisnews

Gotye Ditched at Bumbershoot

After Gotye performed “Somebody That I Used to Know” at Bumbershoot last Saturday, guess how many people left? 6,000! Come on guys. Could you be more lamestream? Seriously, the rest of his album is better than that song. I feel especially bad for ole Gotye since his concert here got bumped from the Target Center…

Vote Yes is Winning?

Somehow, supporters of the marriage amendment to ban gay marriage are outnumbering those who will “Vote no.” According to a recent poll, 50% of Minnesotans support the amendment, and only 43 % are against it. Crazy. Honestly, what’s most concerning to me is that Minnesota is considered to be one of the most liberal states.…

How to Speak Republican

Thank you, Pete Kotz, for writing a glossary of Republican-isms. Politics could always use some humor. Oh, and extra props for using the word ‘lamestream’. A few excerpts for your viewing pleasure: Environment: Convenient place to dump car batteries and kitchen appliances. While lamestream media insists on its preservation, studies by the business faculty at Liberty University prove…

Today in the News

I haven’t seen headlines this awesome since… I don’t know when! City Pages is the best. Today’s Headlines: “Full-body spandex outfits “freaking people out” in Woodbury” “Hot Cheetos and Takis: A taste test” “Wisconsin highway covered with 200 gallons of honey” “Chuck Grassley, Iowa Senator, is hilariously awful at Twitter” city pagesnews